| "El Falcon II" |
 Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 by Richard Howe + Corbie Hill |
| Peregrine Falcon wrote: |
| So... you think I'm some sort of terrorist? |
| Gul Madred wrote: |
| Why must we play these games, El Falcon, why? |
| Peregrine Falcon wrote: |
| You don't think it's kind off odd that I'm a bird? |
| Gul Madred wrote: |
What you are is a monster! Three years ago in Ecuador you and your rebels disguised themselves as hot dog vendors, and detonated your hot dog carts on the steps of the US Embassy. Fourteen people were killed, including an Olympic silver medalist who was a national hero and sponsor of McCain French Fries!
You know, it's scum like you who are the reason I got into law enforcement! It's scum like you who make me work just that little bit harder! And it's scum like you who make me doubt the very existence of the LORD ALMIGHTY! Because really, how could any God have just sat around and watched as those hot dog carts exploded? As mustard and ketchup bottles were turned into missles! Oh, thank our lucky stars they were those squeezy plastic ones and not glass! If God had the power to stop it, why didn't he? How could he just watch?! NO ONE COULD HAVE!
And, if God doesn't exist, I have no one to answer to in the next life, do I? So if you think that I'm going to go easy on you just because it turns out you're a bird, well El Falcon, you are sorely mistaken! |
| Peregrine Falcon wrote: |
| But... I'm only a foot tall! I weigh like, 25 ounces... I don't think I could even push a hot dog cart! Oh! I don't even like hot dogs either! |
| Gul Madred wrote: |
| Oh, well don't you worry... where you're going there won't be any hot dogs! |
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| Gul Madred wrote: |
| ...well, except tuesdays, that's generally hot dog day... |
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