Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends

Ostrich wrote:

omg, i m finaly at teh LEADER OF RAINBOW 6's pad! i will have 2 B supper sneaky 2 get inside jsut like in SPLINTER CELL however i had forgtoeen that tom clancey is also teh leder of splinter cell aswell!!!!!!111 so he will no all the best triks!!!!1 this mison will b teh hardest 1 yet!!!! it will be like havng to beet Vegetta on DRAGON BALL Z because he is so tough!!!!!

Ostrich wrote:

ok, i have fonud a back door, i wish I cood have thermal glases like max fisher has in splinter cell cuz it lets u c in rainbows, and that is the natril way of seenig things so u can then see in teh dark!!!!11 that is what Mr Harris told me in scince class NEways. and he is relly smart even if he gave me a D cuz i didn't do my homework!!!!

Ostrich wrote:

ok, on teh count of 3, i will BREAK THREW THE WINDOW and then i will THROW IN MY FLASHBANG!!! i do not hav a real flashbag so I just took some fire-works that i bought at teh 7-11!!!! it shold workk the same! then i will hve to sneak tinto the upsairs where Tom clancey should be sleepng right now, then i will put cloraform on his motuh and kidnap him!!!!11 Ok... hre I go!!!!1

Ostrich wrote:

THR33!

Ostrich wrote:

2!

Ostrich wrote:

OEN!

Window wrote:

*SHATTER!*

Firecracker wrote:

*BANG!*

Tom Clancy wrote:

What the fuck?

Ostrich wrote:

OMFG!!!!!11 u r suppossed to be sleping!!!

Tom Clancy wrote:

What? It's 7pm, I don't go to sleep for hours. Who the hell are you? I'm calling the police.

Ostrich wrote:

u cant call teh police!!!!1 only i hve the fifth freedom to spy and steel!!!11 the govrement will disolve any knlegde of my existanz if i m cought!!!!!11

Tom Clancy wrote:

I can't understand a word you're saying, clearly you're a foreign terrorist! Though I don't know why any terrorists would be interested in throwing firecrackers into my living room in order to ruin my carpet.

The Police wrote:

Alright, you're coming with us! Get him boys!

Ostrich wrote:

N0000000! SPIIIKEEE!!