| "The Dark Secret of Strom Thurmond" |
 Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 by Richard Howe + Corbie Hill |
| The Spirit of Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| You've never told me about your college days! I bet there were a lot of fly honeys back then! |
| Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Well, not as many as you might think... |
| Gul Lemec wrote: |
| Whoa ho-ho! the man is so modest! This one time we were in the yard, and this lady came up to us. A goregous girl she was, I remember it like yesterday! She asked Strom if he knew where the restroom was! Cool as a cucumber, he responded "I'm sorry m'am, but I've never been in the lady's restroom before!" Haha! we were in stiches! Our friend Orville just couldn't stop laughing, he almost died of an asthma attack! |
| The Spirit of Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Hmmmm... that story lacks... sexiness... |
| Gul Lemec wrote: |
| Oh, and this one time, we were all trying to grow the biggest tomatoes, a competition of sorts. Our professor told us not to use too much fertilizer, but Strom did anyways! Oh man, good times. Orville almost died that time, too... man, he almost died a lot, come to think about it. |
| Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Ummm... yes, anyways, I understand that you're holding some of my friends in your prison, and was wondering if you could maybe let them go. A Peregrine Falcon and an Ostrich, they'd be fairly new prisoners. They are... well, trouble makers, I guess you could say. But I'm sure they really didn't do anything wrong. |
| Gul Lemec wrote: |
Ah yes, I know the ones you speak of. They're up against some pretty heavy terrorist charges, but anything for my old college pal! How many times did we jaywalk and just barely miss getting caught by the police? Haha! Madred won't be too happy, but I'm the man in charge around here.
Hey, what ever happened to Orville anyways? Did you two stay in touch? |
| Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Well, I'm afraid I didn't stay in touch... but I was sorry to hear about his death not too long ago. Apparently, he had a heart attack while in his hot tub, and then drowned. |
| The Spirit of Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Surely there were some ladies in the hot tub with him that could have pulled him out, right? |
| Gul Lemec wrote: |
| Well, I'm sorry to hear that about him. Anyways, I'll head up to the office and see if I can secure the release of your friends. So good talking to you again! HAHAHA STROMSTER! 'later buddy! |
| The Spirit of Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| *questioning glare* |
| Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| ... |
| The Spirit of Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Oh my God! You were a nerd, weren't you?! GROWING TOMATOES??! NEVER BEING IN THE LADIES BATHROOM?! |
| Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| I tried to tell you, I really did! It was a long time ago... |
| The Spirit of Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| I... I don't know what to say...! |
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