| "Sotong Asam" |
 Posted: Tue June 14, 2005 by Richard Howe + Corbie Hill |
| Old Fisherman wrote: |
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| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| I've been on your damn boat for over two weeks, and I still have no idea what in tarnation you're saying, you damn Chinaman! |
| Old Fisherman wrote: |
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| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| I need to get back to Spring Break Island so I can launch a surprise attack on that cat and his ninjas! Take me there! |
| Old Fisherman wrote: |
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| Cuttlefish wrote: |
| *gurgle* |
| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| What? What do you want me to do with this? Is this my dinner? |
| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Hmmm, is this seasoning or something? |
| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Well I have no idea what this is for... |
| Old Fisherman wrote: |
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| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Alright, alright... I guess you want me to make you dinner. Well that's just fine, but you have to take me back to Spring Break Island when I'm done! That sounds like a fair exchange to me. |
| Cuttlefish wrote: |
| *gurgle* |
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| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Ok, dinner is served! |
| Spicy Sour Cuttlefish wrote: |
| *sizzle* |
| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| That seasoning you gave me really tastes bad, but I guess that's what you Chinamen like... |
| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| What's wrong? I know you guys like those fortune cookies with your meal or whatever, but I couldn't find any. |
| Old Fisherman wrote: |
| *loud sobbing* |
| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Hey, we had a deal, my yellow friend! I don't know how you do things in communist China, but we follow up on our deals where I'm from! Now, you need to take me to the island! |
| Old Fisherman wrote: |
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| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Well, I've got to hand it to you, you've gotten me to the island pretty fast, even if you didn't touch the dinner I made you! A man of his word! |
| Old Fisherman wrote: |
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| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Whoa now! Alright, alright, I'm leaving. It's almost as if you want me gone. Well, farewell! |
| Old Fisherman wrote: |
| *spits* |
| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
Eh? oh, of course...
*spits*
I'll miss you too! |
| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Such strange customs, these Chinese! |
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