| "Stewart Sensei" |
Posted: Mon December 19, 2005 by Richard Howe + Corbie Hill |
| Fulvous Whistling-Duck wrote: |
| Ok, if we're going to get out of here we need to stowaway on a boat or something. Such a shame, I was starting to like this place before someone decided they wanted to eat me! |
| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| *sigh* It doesn't really matter... maybe we should just turn ourselves in. We'll never beat them all. |
| Fulvous Whistling-Duck wrote: |
| What? What happened to the guy who punched out a cyclist going at fifty miles an hour? |
| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Well, I guess that was Ok... but it's no match against Fat Cat and his Ninja Guard. I lost in a surfboard duel! And that's my speciality... |
| Fulvous Whistling-Duck wrote: |
| Hmm, you know, I know an old Surfboard Duelist, he lives in a temple just outside the city. |
| Patrick Stewart wrote: |
| You called? |
| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Confound it, don't sneak up on me like that! |
| Patrick Stewart wrote: |
| How will you ever win the battle if you don't have the advantage of surprise? |
| Fulvous Whistling-Duck wrote: |
| Master Stewart surfs all day, and is the world champion in dueling! If anyone can help you defeat Fat Cat, it's him! An inspiration to us all! |
| Patrick Stewart wrote: |
| Say... are you a duck? Ducks are funny. |
| Fulvous Whistling-Duck wrote: |
| Ye... yes. You know me. I'm Fulvous Whistling-Duck. We used to watch Star Trek together! |
| Patrick Stewart wrote: |
| Star Trek... what's that? |
| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| ...inspiring... |
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