| "Lessons" |
 Posted: Mon January 15th, 2006 by Corbie Hill + Richard Howe |
| Patrick Stewart wrote: |
| The key to board dueling is balance and power! When you master this... you master... yourself! Become one with the board, and you become one! |
| Fulvous Whistling-Duck wrote: |
| You're making this up as you go along! |
| Patrick Stewart wrote: |
| Do not listen to her! Negativity is the surfboard dueler's worst enemy! |
| Patrick Stewart wrote: |
| Additionaly: Jellyfish, crabs, lifeguards, sharks, and the other guy you're fighting! |
| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Yes, I see! |
| Patrick Stewart wrote: |
| Now I'd like for you to cross this busy square on a unicycle... with an uncooked egg in your mouth! |
| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| I think I understand! If I make it across without breaking the egg, then my training... |
| Patrick Stewart wrote: |
| I'll clap and giggle if you make it! Now, go! |
| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| Ofay. Hew ah gho. |
| Fulvous Whistling-Duck wrote: |
| He's going to be seen! What the hell is wrong with you? |
| Patrick Stewart wrote: |
| Hahaha! Look at him pedal! He pedals like a Whig! |
| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| I fhink ahm gog to mage id. |
| Stormtrooper CH-1118 wrote: |
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| Major General Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| I've been spotted! |
| Patrick Stewart wrote: |
| No, no, no... you broke the egg! |
| Fulvous Whistling-Duck wrote: |
| This is no time to joke around, you crazy old man, this means big trouble! |
| Stormtrooper Platoon wrote: |
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Elsewhere...
| The Spirit of Strom Thurmond wrote: |
| *Gasp!* Strom needs me! |
| Fly Honeys of the World wrote: |
| Don't leave us! |
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